Nice try. Tell you what: what if you come work for me and deal with developers whose machines break and deciding how to spend a limited hardware budget so as

Nice try. Tell you what: what if you come work for me and deal with developers whose machines break and deciding how to spend a limited hardware budget so as to maximise productivity and minimize downtime. I am, of course, assuming you will be doing this for free. Certainly the opportunity to troll people will be its own reward.