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Off serious topic: Naming it after you girlfriend is a risky move, like getting a tattoo of her. Better get married and stay that way or the next partner is gon

Off serious topic: Naming it after you girlfriend is a risky move, like getting a tattoo of her. Better get married and stay that way or the next partner is gonna be like: "wtf", you still working on your tribute to your ex programming language!?

omarhaneef 6y ago
I don't know what the problem is. After that you only date people who have the same name as your programming languages. "Did something happen?" "Sorry. I just had the wrong idea about you, Kaley."
Kinrany 6y ago
Breaking changes after every breakup
green_apple 6y ago
debian says hello
- riffraff 6y ago
  there's also, ALIX[0] more commonly known as HURD [0] https://biblioweb.sindominio.net/telematica/open-sources-html/node62.html https://biblioweb.sindominio.net/telematica/open-sources-htm...
deweller 6y ago
But it is too late now. Her: "Why did you change the name?" Him: "Because I'm hedging my bets in case our relationship does not outlast my pet programming project". Her: "..."
didip 6y ago
This isn't too bad. We live in Git society now. After the breakup, fork, rename to the new girlfriend name, and put a notice on README.md: "I broke up with Keli but don't worry, I am with Sandra now. Please follow the new language <a href="https://sandralang.org">here</a>" https://sandralang.org">here</a>"
- asdfman123 6y ago
  Relationships are just like new technologies. Sick of all all the hassle you have to deal with regarding <existing technology>? Use a new, shiny technology! Five years later... Sick of all the hassle you have to deal with regarding <formerly new technology>...? The lesson here is ultimately all technologies suck, but you have to find the variety of suck you're willing to live with.
  - comboy 6y ago
    > The lesson here is ultimately all technologies suck, but you have to find the variety of suck you're willing to live with. Alternative view is that they all have their uses and if you choose the right one for the use case, it makes your life easier, not harder, especially once you get to know it well. It helps if you know what do you want. Not a single one is good at everything.
    - asdfman123 6y ago
      Shop shooting holes through lingering post-adolescent cynicism!
avodonosov 6y ago
New girlfriend could change her name if she is really devoted

omarhaneef 6y ago

I don't know what the problem is. After that you only date people who have the same name as your programming languages. "Did something happen?" "Sorry. I just had the wrong idea about you, Kaley."

Kinrany 6y ago

Breaking changes after every breakup

green_apple 6y ago

debian says hello

riffraff 6y ago
there's also, ALIX[0] more commonly known as HURD [0] https://biblioweb.sindominio.net/telematica/open-sources-html/node62.html https://biblioweb.sindominio.net/telematica/open-sources-htm...

deweller 6y ago

But it is too late now. Her: "Why did you change the name?" Him: "Because I'm hedging my bets in case our relationship does not outlast my pet programming project". Her: "..."

didip 6y ago

This isn't too bad. We live in Git society now. After the breakup, fork, rename to the new girlfriend name, and put a notice on README.md: "I broke up with Keli but don't worry, I am with Sandra now. Please follow the new language <a href="https://sandralang.org">here</a>" https://sandralang.org">here</a>"

asdfman123 6y ago
Relationships are just like new technologies. Sick of all all the hassle you have to deal with regarding <existing technology>? Use a new, shiny technology! Five years later... Sick of all the hassle you have to deal with regarding <formerly new technology>...? The lesson here is ultimately all technologies suck, but you have to find the variety of suck you're willing to live with.
- comboy 6y ago
  > The lesson here is ultimately all technologies suck, but you have to find the variety of suck you're willing to live with. Alternative view is that they all have their uses and if you choose the right one for the use case, it makes your life easier, not harder, especially once you get to know it well. It helps if you know what do you want. Not a single one is good at everything.
  - asdfman123 6y ago
    Shop shooting holes through lingering post-adolescent cynicism!

avodonosov 6y ago

New girlfriend could change her name if she is really devoted