A Soviet Russia joke goes: A toy factory worker wanted to get his son a nice toy for Christmas, but couldn't afford it. So he sneaks out a single component fro

A Soviet Russia joke goes: A toy factory worker wanted to get his son a nice toy for Christmas, but couldn't afford it. So he sneaks out a single component from the factory every day. When he assembled it, it turned out to be a machine gun. The topical American joke would be: At a medical school graduation party, the whole class started discussing their future career prospects. It turns out that none of them would become doctors; all of them joined for the healthcare coverage.