This device is intended to help with social anxiety issues. In real-time, while you're currently interacting with someone, it can offer a helpful "WARNING! YOU

This device is intended to help with social anxiety issues. In real-time, while you're currently interacting with someone, it can offer a helpful "WARNING! YOU SEEM ANXIOUS. CALM YOURSELF. OTHERS MAY CURRENTLY BE PERCEIVING YOU AS ANXIOUS." Problem solved. Thanks, technology!