1. non-sequitor based on false assumption 2. see above I never said it would take one wash, it could take 5. I'm just saying giving out a shirt that's larger

1. non-sequitor based on false assumption 2. see above I never said it would take one wash, it could take 5. I'm just saying giving out a shirt that's larger makes more sense than one that is too small, seeing as how clothing only shrinks once you own it.