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Oh come on, you jinxed it. Now, 2020 will never finish!

• 14 6y ago
  Unless it’s actually the year 2525, and we are all just trying to stay alive, but we are in a virtual reality meant to hide the truth from our eyes. Oh what a time to be alive
  • airstrike 6y ago
    My pet theory is we're part of a simulation to understand whether 2 days is the optimal weekend length for the future of mankind.
    • kipchak 6y ago
      So far is the evidence pointing towards more or less than two days?
      • airstrike 6y ago
        Would be easier to ask the people living in the 3-day simulation, but I don't know how to reach them... I suppose it depends on whether everyone is gone for the weekend on the day they are supposed to spot the asteroid that would destroy life on Earth in 2431
      • Red_Leaves_Flyy 6y ago
        More like 6.
      • ezrast 6y ago
        When I'm president of the world I'll keep the weekend at two days but shorten the work week from 5 to 4. This feels sort of like a 20% reduction in work but actually you'd only need ~7% more time-efficiency to make up the productivity gap. A lot of industries would recoup that for free just due to having a less exhausted work force. Sorry, Thursday.
        • brianwawok 6y ago
          Please dump Monday instead. The name has a stigma.
  • obmelvin 6y ago
    I love that Zager and Evans song [0]!! Honestly don't understand why this reference is the only thing downvoted in a chain of off topic comments (not that I care). [0] In The Year 2525