"Reform" is such a garbage word. Situation: half the country wants to enclose the country in a giant styrofoam bubble to keep people out. The other half wants

"Reform" is such a garbage word. Situation: half the country wants to enclose the country in a giant styrofoam bubble to keep people out. The other half wants to import foreigners at gun point. Conclusion: We have 100% popular support for immigration reform! Why can't those layabouts in government make it happen?