We can't detect black holes. All of our signals would be absorbed. Black holes are just big hoax. Highs boson was predicted and found at LHC, it conforms with

We can't detect black holes. All of our signals would be absorbed. Black holes are just big hoax. Highs boson was predicted and found at LHC, it conforms with standard model. Care to explain the hoax of it? Whats next disease are caused by foul air, miasma?