Slave labor, but I would volunteer if I was locked up. I'm sitting here on my couch smelling the smoke wondering how I can go up there and help. Total Rambo f

Slave labor, but I would volunteer if I was locked up. I'm sitting here on my couch smelling the smoke wondering how I can go up there and help. Total Rambo fantasies of me up there with an ax and a bandana fighting those fires and doing something heroic with my life.