This sounds like a machine generated article with randomized jargon. Except that whoever made it also went to a lot of trouble to make a giant PDF (with text th

This sounds like a machine generated article with randomized jargon. Except that whoever made it also went to a lot of trouble to make a giant PDF (with text that's so low-contrast as to be borderline unreadable), and some sort of storybook (that also doesn't explain the jargon, but has plenty of helpful instances of "I see" and "You got it!" to make people feel dumb for not understanding what the hell he's talking about).