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Your story reminded me of this comic http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/10/menace.html http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/10/menace.html which I like to read every once in a while. Edit: And of course you already had two suggestions for this. I should refresh the page before commenting.