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I need an alto ego... Frederick König. I am a man who can sit for hours working productively at his computer. I am a man who is not affected by boredom. I d

I need an alto ego... Frederick König. I am a man who can sit for hours working productively at his computer. I am a man who is not affected by boredom. I desire nothing more than to sit, and code. My productivity is off the charts and I am being considered for a promotion. I have excellent coding ability and can apply it with ease by sitting, and coding, for hours, and hours.

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animal_spirits 6y ago
Is that the person you desire to be?
- c00ls0sa 6y ago
  Sounds like it's just classic Fredrick König to me.
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hombre_fatal 6y ago
There's an infectious tranquility in the air when König is on the clock because everyone knows he'll get it done when others cannot.
mleonhard 6y ago
I have infinite patience. It doesn't matter if the tools are broken, the docs are missing/incomplete/incorrect, the API is non-sensical, the library is buggy, the service is unreliable, the support team is incapable, or the space around me is filled with hordes of ignorant and disrespectful people. These difficulties are temporary. Like smoke in the wind, they may block my view, sting my eyes, congest my nose, and make me cough, but will be gone soon. I keep moving on, away from the source of the smoke. I move steadily toward my goal. My soul is enveloped in a shimmering cloud of dispassionate focused equanimity.
andrei_says_ 6y ago
I am Roberto Sebastian. Instead of coding for long hours, I invent elegant solutions solving complex problems simply and fast. Also sometimes Ben M. Faulkner, a charming gentleman who effortlessly guides multiple people into his grand vision.
Cthulhu_ 6y ago
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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animal_spirits 6y ago

Is that the person you desire to be?

c00ls0sa 6y ago
Sounds like it's just classic Fredrick König to me.
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hombre_fatal 6y ago

There's an infectious tranquility in the air when König is on the clock because everyone knows he'll get it done when others cannot.

mleonhard 6y ago

I have infinite patience. It doesn't matter if the tools are broken, the docs are missing/incomplete/incorrect, the API is non-sensical, the library is buggy, the service is unreliable, the support team is incapable, or the space around me is filled with hordes of ignorant and disrespectful people. These difficulties are temporary. Like smoke in the wind, they may block my view, sting my eyes, congest my nose, and make me cough, but will be gone soon. I keep moving on, away from the source of the smoke. I move steadily toward my goal. My soul is enveloped in a shimmering cloud of dispassionate focused equanimity.

andrei_says_ 6y ago

I am Roberto Sebastian. Instead of coding for long hours, I invent elegant solutions solving complex problems simply and fast. Also sometimes Ben M. Faulkner, a charming gentleman who effortlessly guides multiple people into his grand vision.

Cthulhu_ 6y ago

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.