If one bends a piece of paper such that two faces nearly meet then pokes a pin through the page and makes two holes in the page essentially simultaneously from

If one bends a piece of paper such that two faces nearly meet then pokes a pin through the page and makes two holes in the page essentially simultaneously from the perspective of the two dimensional beings on the page it appears that the two events happened far apart and that "something must be moving information at faster than the speed of light" when the reality is more complex. That's how I mentally think about entanglement. I doesn't need to operate through the universe as I understand (or operate within) it.