I hate that you are getting downvoted for this (and I will for this). Needing evidence used to be the penultimate expectation of every hacker news comment. Now

I hate that you are getting downvoted for this (and I will for this). Needing evidence used to be the penultimate expectation of every hacker news comment. Now its witticisms wrought with extreme prejudice. And even you asking to maybe see a study where someone determined that there was indeed a causal relationship between stock prices and the signal the previous commenters claimed is somehow grounds for an attack on your karma.