Passing along the disclaimer from @dbentley: "Note: this was just my April 1st doodlings; not my actual opinion nor my employer's". Also, we know, you shouldn'

Passing along the disclaimer from @dbentley: "Note: this was just my April 1st doodlings; not my actual opinion nor my employer's". Also, we know, you shouldn't actually use the PHP or Python licenses... see previous disclaimer.