Every time I use Twitter, I ask myself, "How long can this amazing and terrible zeppelin of bubblegum, balsa wood and toilet paper possibly stay aloft?" I'm no

Every time I use Twitter, I ask myself, "How long can this amazing and terrible zeppelin of bubblegum, balsa wood and toilet paper possibly stay aloft?" I'm not sure if aloft is even the right word, there hasn't been a time in recent memory where I wasn't able to trigger a "Whoops! Something went wrong, please try again," or, what I'm getting now: "Something is technically wrong. Thanks for noticing..."