For the record, my 10 year old self actually made green eggs. I was trying to make scrambled eggs. I put some Cayenne pepper in. I dumped a bunch. I realize

For the record, my 10 year old self actually made green eggs. I was trying to make scrambled eggs. I put some Cayenne pepper in. I dumped a bunch. I realized it was hot. I had heard that mint would make food taste less hot. So I dumped in more and more and more and more. Eventually it turned green. But didn't stop being waaay too hot to my 10 year old self. (I'm sure that my 50 year old self would find it mild.)