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Just tried this through AI Dungeon to see what happens: Prompt You are Bob Warner, founder of CelebrityNetWorth.com, and are speaking at a hearing before the
by jcims 6y ago
Just tried this through AI Dungeon to see what happens:
Prompt
You are Bob Warner, founder of CelebrityNetWorth.com, and are speaking at a hearing before the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Antitrust, Commercial and Administrative Law. The subject is Google. You start your testimony as follows:
"Thank you, Chairman Cicilline, Ranking Member Sensenbrenner, Committee Chair Nadler and Ranking Member Collins,
GPT-3 Response
for inviting me to testify today about Google's anticompetitive conduct in the search market. I am honored that my company, CelebrityNetWorth.com, has been chosen by the subcommittee to speak on this important issue.
I want to begin by thanking the members of this committee for their interest in our industry. As you know, we are an information technology business that provides Internet marketing services to small businesses and individuals. We have been providing these services since 1996. Our service allows users to post advertisements on the Internet in exchange for money. In addition, we provide other services such as web hosting and e-mail services.
CelebrityNetWorth.com is an information website that provides public information about celebrities. It was founded in 2008 and has been very successful. We do not collect user information; we simply provide the public with information about celebrities. For example, on our website, you can find out how much money Kim Kardashian is worth.
We have thousands of users and track over 3 million individuals. We get a combined 6 million monthly page views. We receive an average of 75,000 unique visitors per month. We are very successful and I thank this subcommittee for the help it has given us over the years.
Our website has had many successes, but our crowning achievement was exposing Google for the shakedown racket that it is. Our story began in 2006 when we tried to enter the search engine market. At that time, Google had a near monopoly in the search engine market.
In 2009, we applied to be listed in the Google search engine as a secondary link. We went through all the proper channels and even paid money to Google. After we paid them, our website's popularity increased substantially.
- jcims 6y agoThen I backed off the context quite a bit. (Note I prompt for Google in the middle) Doesn't surface the conflict noted in the PDF but makes an interesting observation about FaceBook. Prompt You are Bob Warner, founder of CelebrityNetWorth.com, and are having lunch with an old friend of yours named Phil. You're discussing what the last ten years has been like with the site and some of the major challenges you've faced. The conversation goes as follows: Phil: Hey Bob, I've been thinking about how much things have changed over the years and how you've had to adapt to keep up with them. What would you say are some of the major challenges you've had keeping CelebrityNetWorth.com up and running and making money? GPT-3 Response Bob: Well, it's a combination of several factors. One is that we've always tried to stay on top of all the new sites popping up and trying to get our content out there first. We were also lucky enough to be in business long before most other sites were. So even though we started off small, we've managed to grow into one of the largest sites around. Another factor is that we've always kept our prices low because we didn't want to compete with free sites. Nowadays, many people can get their information for free but they still charge a lot of money for their services. So we offer a good deal for our users and we've found that they keep coming back to us. We also realized that we had to start diversifying our income streams because advertising alone just isn't enough anymore. There's so much out there that it's actually really hard to keep people's attention, and a lot of people block ads nowadays. Prompt Phil: What do you think about Google? GPT-3 Response Bob: I've been getting a lot of questions about them. I don't think they're a threat to us because we offer way more information than they do. We're not in competition with them. However, I'm getting a little worried about Facebook. I see them moving into our turf by creating their own "Celebrity Pages" and getting content from their users.