> non-antediluvian C compiler Contrary to popular opinion, Noah's C compiler was actually highly advanced, but he only brought one copy on the ark with him. N

> non-antediluvian C compiler Contrary to popular opinion, Noah's C compiler was actually highly advanced, but he only brought one copy on the ark with him. No backups, and less than ideal storage conditions... you can guess what happened next. A triceratops ate the parchment tape containing the only copy of Noah CC, and Noah threw the offending triceratops off the Ark, because in his rage, he thought "I have a spare tricero". Only afterword did he realize the error in his logic, thus dooming the triceratops to extinction. * Only found in highly divergent manuscripts, widely assumed to be late additions.