I have a startup to sell you on. It's called Brydge. We have a radically non-linear revenue model which resembles a perpendicular hockey stick. We currently hav

I have a startup to sell you on. It's called Brydge. We have a radically non-linear revenue model which resembles a perpendicular hockey stick. We currently have no revenue, but revenues will quintuple each year until you die, at which point we expect to make ten billion dollars per year. We are looking for a 10 million dollar investment for a 30% stake. You are also entitled to 100% of our revenues until you die. In expected value terms, that's a great deal.