A coworker came back from jury duty. She said, “He was totally guilty.” “How do you know?” “Because his lawyer had greasy hair and shifty eyes.” “So he was guil

A coworker came back from jury duty. She said, “He was totally guilty.” “How do you know?” “Because his lawyer had greasy hair and shifty eyes.” “So he was guilty because his lawyer looked untrustworthy?” “Yes” “Okay...”