I throw myself before the mercy of the court. The mistake is entirely mine. I am unworthy to live. WHAT? That is terrible! I'm really sorry and we'll fix that

I throw myself before the mercy of the court. The mistake is entirely mine. I am unworthy to live. WHAT? That is terrible! I'm really sorry and we'll fix that word-swapping bug first thing tomorrow. Here, have a free upgrade and a free support call.