This is, without a doubt, one of the worst UXs I've ever used. This cobbler's children have no shoes. Not because he doesn't care about his children, or can't

This is, without a doubt, one of the worst UXs I've ever used. This cobbler's children have no shoes. Not because he doesn't care about his children, or can't be bothered after a long day. No; this cobbler simply doesn't know how to make shoes. edit: is the site satire? Poe's law is strong with this one.