Most of my emails / are already present-tense -- / so nothing would change. (Pedantic note: of course neither of these is actually a haiku, which means more th

Most of my emails / are already present-tense -- / so nothing would change. (Pedantic note: of course neither of these is actually a haiku, which means more than just 5-7-5 syllable count. I did manage a kinda-sorta-kireji, though.)