"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx I had been pressured to join several clubs that just wanted "bums on seats' by my ex

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx I had been pressured to join several clubs that just wanted "bums on seats' by my ex-wife. I didn't join. If that supposedly upper-crust club wouldn't have invited my dad, I didn't need to give them any of my money.