"We do daily standups" But then actually it's people from multiple totally unrelated teams ignoring each other and taking turns talking at a manager, hoping sa

"We do daily standups" But then actually it's people from multiple totally unrelated teams ignoring each other and taking turns talking at a manager, hoping same manager chooses to hover over someone else for the day and trying to ensure that happens by impressing them with a list of every little piddly thing they did yesterday that no-one on their own team even actually needs or wants to know about.