On the left, a picture of a swole doge labeled "Japanese architect building a little dental office in the 1980s". Balloon: "We will have custom framing on the

On the left, a picture of a swole doge labeled "Japanese architect building a little dental office in the 1980s". Balloon: "We will have custom framing on the oversize porthole windows on all floors, riveted metal bands on the first two floors to create a rhythm, before the turrets erupt out of inverted cones on the third floor, suggesting teeth, but also the prows of ships swept by the wind, it's going to be awesome!" On the right, a picture of a sad little doge labeled "American architect building an 80 million dollar skyscraper in the 2000s". Balloon: "wE cAn'T hAVe dEcORatiON it'S TOo eXPEnsIvE ;_;"