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Send someone up to space each year and sprinkle water on earth, do a bulk lot.
by Gustomaximus 6y ago
Send someone up to space each year and sprinkle water on earth, do a bulk lot.
- hangonhn 6y agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_Y%C3%BC-hsiang#Conversion_to_Christianity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_Y%C3%BC-hsiang#Conversion... There was a Chinese general who supposedly did something like that using a firehose.
- Trasmatta 6y agoUnfortunately won't work unless you flood the world, because Mormons only do baptism by full immersion.
- codeisawesome 6y agoThey only need to wait a century or two then... and try to release more greenhouse gases if possible.
- gliese1337 6y agoEven discounting the procedural difficulties, which would make such a baptism invalid to the church, it doesn't count without knowledge and consent.
- jobigoud 6y agoHow do the dead ancestors give consent in the current scheme?
- ben_w 6y agoAsking them in the afterlife, apparently.
- gliese1337 6y agoCorrect. Proxy baptisms are never considered to make someone a member of the Church, precisely because it is not possible for the earthly Church to confirm with a dead person that they have given their consent. It is merely considered to make the opportunity for giving consent available to the person in the afterlife.