Jokes aside: boil uncut for a minute or two. In the meantime start frying some nicely cut carrot in olive oil, cut and add broccoli to frying pan, add garlic an

Jokes aside: boil uncut for a minute or two. In the meantime start frying some nicely cut carrot in olive oil, cut and add broccoli to frying pan, add garlic and some seasoning, apply soy sauce or a bit of tomato sauce. Serve with white rice. Profit.