Can you make one that's just not RSI inducingly large? I don't need "oh it's so cute" at parties, I need, "that looks almost usable." I'm so close to just buyi

Can you make one that's just not RSI inducingly large? I don't need "oh it's so cute" at parties, I need, "that looks almost usable." I'm so close to just buying a second hand Nexus 5, i'm so over all these phablets.