TL;DR summary: Hey, there's this problem that has been solved in a nonstandard way for too long. Here is a solution that all the major distro's have agreed on

TL;DR summary: Hey, there's this problem that has been solved in a nonstandard way for too long. Here is a solution that all the major distro's have agreed on Unwashed masses: Hooray! Random angry neckbeards: YOU ARE CRACK ADDICTED RAPISTS