A timely quip from the same 1918 newspaper page: "Why don't you wear your influenza mask?" "I'm afraid I might look funny." "Suppose you do. Wouldn't you rat

A timely quip from the same 1918 newspaper page: "Why don't you wear your influenza mask?" "I'm afraid I might look funny." "Suppose you do. Wouldn't you rather introduce a little comedy into your household than subject it to tragedy?"