For me, the fun of The Onion is almost entirely in the headline. That is where the creativity and the laugh is, maybe there and in the first sentence or so. The

For me, the fun of The Onion is almost entirely in the headline. That is where the creativity and the laugh is, maybe there and in the first sentence or so. The rest of the piece tends to be predictable from that, so GPT-3 could do that part. Coming up with the beginning is another matter, so the writers' jobs are safe for now.