Ha! A couple of summers in the early 1970s, I worked as a stockboy at Woolco stores that were opening. I didn't mind the customers once they did open, but I co

Ha! A couple of summers in the early 1970s, I worked as a stockboy at Woolco stores that were opening. I didn't mind the customers once they did open, but I could have done without the jingle that went out over the loudspeakers: "There's bargains excitingly wonderful/All the things you've been looking for/???/At your Woolco department store!" But at least we didn't have to sing along.