I write multiple emails of this length or longer every goddamned day. There's nothing particularly long about it, and if you think so, it's because you and your

I write multiple emails of this length or longer every goddamned day. There's nothing particularly long about it, and if you think so, it's because you and your pals have the attention spans of gnats. Put away your ipotato and use something with a keyboard. Get new friends if you have to. Also, stop texting: use the audio on your phone. That's what it is for.