Here is the my naming convention: 1. Desktop computers are any land animal 2. Laptops are birds 3. Virtual machines and servers are any water dwelling creatu

Here is the my naming convention: 1. Desktop computers are any land animal 2. Laptops are birds 3. Virtual machines and servers are any water dwelling creature I try to progress through the alphabet. For example, "Buck" is an old, now defunct computer - "Gila" has only recently been retired.