It’s really not, but alas, the great crimes you won’t know about until after the fact. A crime is happening in the JS community, and one day we’ll all be writin

It’s really not, but alas, the great crimes you won’t know about until after the fact. A crime is happening in the JS community, and one day we’ll all be writing the same thing OP wrote about C++, an amalgamation, a monstrosity, but whatever, it’ll be too late.