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After installing COLOR on my phone and being linked to Some Dude And His Cat Somewhere A Couple Blocks Away, I realized what COLOR will become: A total, comple
by MTuton 16y ago
After installing COLOR on my phone and being linked to Some Dude And His Cat Somewhere A Couple Blocks Away, I realized what COLOR will become:
A total, complete, utter Cockshot Tsunami.
See: Chatroulette.
Unless they have some elegant Phallic Recognition And Elimination Algorithm (Phalgorithm?) much like facebook's nipple-liminator, they're about to unleash a $40,000,000.00 Dick Tractor Beam onto everybody's phone.
- tzs 16y agoHere's a Phallic Recognition and Elimination Algorithm that will work for COLOR (but not for Chatroulette) (note: I am not endorsing this--just suggesting that this is what might develop naturally): 1. Girl in bar gets cocked on COLOR. 2. Girl shows this to slightly inebriated boyfriend in bar. He's had enough to drink to lower his judgement but not impair his ability to deliver an ass stomping, especially when he's got backup. 3. Boyfriend says to his buddies "hey, let's go find this ass". 4. Ass is located, and they explain why what he did was not polite. The explanation is done non-verbally. 5. Ass stops offering cock shots (assuming cock still attached). 6. We discover why COLOR needs all that money they just got--lawyers to defend against lawsuits from people like the ass, trying to blame COLOR for what happened to them after they posted their cock shots.