I was convinced while I read it that it was a parody, something similar to the BIC ballpoint pen review on Amazon or the previous piece on quora, where someone

I was convinced while I read it that it was a parody, something similar to the BIC ballpoint pen review on Amazon or the previous piece on quora, where someone explained the practical limitations of becoming Batman in real life. Then I look at the comments here and I see people discuss it as if it was serious. Now I am really confused. As an outsider, both the Color product descriptions and the various reviews I've seen are indistinguishable from something produced by a random buzzword generator.