Tried a shot at both simultaneously actually. saying his theory is oversimplified(theorist) and that his insult system is missing a critical element (discrete a

Tried a shot at both simultaneously actually. saying his theory is oversimplified(theorist) and that his insult system is missing a critical element (discrete approach is invalid - experimental faliure). Anyone has interesting ideas to create a simplest possible insult that would work for both properties ? (yeah ok, i'm no theorist)