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Easier ways: 1) When he/she says they are a computer scientist, say "oh so you're like an IT guy? Because I recently got this virus..." 2) Call him a mouse jo
by larrykubin 16y ago
Easier ways:
1) When he/she says they are a computer scientist, say "oh so you're like an IT guy? Because I recently got this virus..."
2) Call him a mouse jockey
- stewiecat 16y agoI worked for a guy that called us all "button pushers".
- FiZ 16y ago3) "Can you fix my printer?"
- tdfx 16y agoRecommended steps: power cycle, kick, replace
- zbanks 16y agoTo the human or the printer?
- Stormbringer 16y agoYes
- Maakuth 16y ago"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85xwZ_OLX0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85xwZ_OLX0
- paydro 16y agoWhat does "PC LOAD LETTER" mean?!
- Luyt 16y agoIt means your TPS Report cover sheet has jammed the printer.
- Stormbringer 16y agoIt means MS Word screwed you over again, this time by switching from A4 to Letter while you weren't looking. Damn Americans and their Imperialist defaults! :D
- CallMeV 16y agoAsk him if that means that he can write games for the XBox or Nintendo consoles.
- endtime 16y agoI once got, from a finance guy, in all seriousness: "So, you're the CTO...I guess you must have a lot of gadgets at home...?" My response was along the lines of "Actually, when I was in grad school I spent most of my time on theoretical computer science and artificial intelligence." A little obnoxious, sure, but he deserved it.
- ohashi 16y agoHave you tried turning it on and off again?