Or alternatively color commentator for the NFL or NBA. I'd really like to be just like Jeff Van Gundy... dude just goes off on wildly entertaining rants that ar

Or alternatively color commentator for the NFL or NBA. I'd really like to be just like Jeff Van Gundy... dude just goes off on wildly entertaining rants that are sometimes barely related to the actual game while getting to watch basketball games from the best seat in the house. And makes a boatload. I don't think I'd need to learn any additional skills - my wife will vouch that I'm well practiced at long, tangential rants.