Har! I'd like to see one that starts on the 14th floor. I mean, if we're going to indulge arbitrary biases, let's go all-out. And while we're at it, let's hav

Har! I'd like to see one that starts on the 14th floor. I mean, if we're going to indulge arbitrary biases, let's go all-out. And while we're at it, let's have at least a few cases where we number the ceilings, too.