There are a variety of patches available that give you anonymous functions, as well as closures. You need to seek it out and compile. But, I guess from your l

There are a variety of patches available that give you anonymous functions, as well as closures. You need to seek it out and compile. But, I guess from your laughter, that shouldn't be an issue for you since you've got the CS thing down. http://www.opendogs.org/pub/php-5.3dev-071228a.patch http://www.opendogs.org/pub/php-5.3dev-071228a.patch You'll have to backpatch it for 5.2.6 but it took all of an afternoon for us to do. At massify, we run a patched version of PHP that provides all of the above.