As a lover of Tcl (https://web.archive.org/web/20200615130120/http://antirez.com/articoli/tclmisunderstood.html https://web.archive.org/web/20200615130120/http:

As a lover of Tcl (https://web.archive.org/web/20200615130120/http://antirez.com/articoli/tclmisunderstood.html https://web.archive.org/web/20200615130120/http://antirez.co...), I'm surprised you're using ruby and not something Tcl-based with its built-in concurrency