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Programmers don't produce HTML, that job is left to high school dropouts who aren't tough enough to work at Kwik Lube. Real programmers write binary code using
by tx 18y ago
Programmers don't produce HTML, that job is left to high school dropouts who aren't tough enough to work at Kwik Lube.
Real programmers write binary code using aluminum keyboards with just three buttons: 0, 1 and "Enter".
- reazalun 18y agoThe most hardcore definition of 'real programmers' that I've ever read ;)
- marcus 18y agoRead the story of Mel http://www.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/mel.html http://www.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/mel.html
- OniMusha79 18y agoYou should really check these out, then... http://xkcd.com/378/ http://xkcd.com/378/
- dfranke 18y agoWhat's the purpose of 'enter'? You have 00001010 for that.
- tx 18y ago"execute", you silly!
- mroman 18y agoWhy even use a keyboard when you can just use a switch? :O
- ComputerGuru 18y agoIf you're a real programmer, you're using an IBM Model M... which is a switch :)