I've been really put off with the number of messages I've seen in the last couple of weeks of the form "Just used X for 2 hours and I'm switching now! Life is s

I've been really put off with the number of messages I've seen in the last couple of weeks of the form "Just used X for 2 hours and I'm switching now! Life is so much better!" and "My new email address is bob@X.com. Amazing!" (wait until they find out you can buy a custom domain). Are these for real? Surely it requires you to have received and sent some number of emails over several days first? I don't see how you can evaluate a new workflow that quick unless the workflow is obviously transformational. I don't have a lot of issues with gmail to be honest. I use archive and snooze to keep at inbox zero most days, get minimal spam, and only get a handful of emails each week I need to reply to. Maybe I don't get enough emails but I do what I can to avoid getting emails too.