There are a couple of exchanges like this that make me suspect that the jabberwacky author specifically included canned responses to answer splotchy's canned re

There are a couple of exchanges like this that make me suspect that the jabberwacky author specifically included canned responses to answer splotchy's canned responses -- so it's not quite a fair fight. In particular, splotchy makes a number of "conversational skills" comments and for most of them jabberwacky comes back with a zinger.