Hahaha, this is brilliant. You made my day, @OP :-) Yes, on several occasions when I was very young (therefore stupid) and angry, I put something like "suck by

Hahaha, this is brilliant. You made my day, @OP :-) Yes, on several occasions when I was very young (therefore stupid) and angry, I put something like "suck by balls" with white font on my resume, when I was targeting companies I didn't respect. I don't know why / I don't remember. I guess I wanted to feel superior with my 1999 MS Word skills? Lol. No, because that isn't going to work the way you think. Keywords search is usually performed internally on corporate HR systems, but not on the docs you attach to the process - ONLY on what you put in the forms on their website during apllication. They also calculate some BS numbers from that data, like: how many years of experience total, how many years of education, how old is the candidate, bla bla bla.