"Kaffee : It was oregano, Dave. It was ten dollars' worth of oregano. Lieutenant Dave Spradling : Yeah, but your client thought it was marijuana. Kaffee : My

"Kaffee : It was oregano, Dave. It was ten dollars' worth of oregano. Lieutenant Dave Spradling : Yeah, but your client thought it was marijuana. Kaffee : My client's a moron. That's not against the law. Lieutenant Dave Spradling : Kaffee, I have people to answer to, just like you do. I'm going to charge him. Kaffee : With what? Possession of a condiment?"